May 2012
I just want a boy, not necessarily in a relationship with, to hang out, drive, and do cute stuff with.
toast: buttsen: every person you pass on the... →
buttsen:
every person you pass on the street has their own life and their own problems and people that mean a lot to them some of them may have had their heart broken or they may be in love for the first time and sometimes we forget that people we pass on the street are more than just faces…
blackstanlee:
I wish it was still legal to carry around swords
a lot of fuckshit wouldn’t happen if everyone had a sword on their person
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Clive Owen as Earnest Hemingway. DEAR CTHULU.
richwhitelesbian:
if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food
statueofmyself:
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churchofcheesus:
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
When you're asking your parents if your friend can... →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is epic